Friday, November 30, 2012

Life milestone!

My name is Lexy Auditore of the House Hufflepuff. The first in my name. BEEN WATCHING ALOT OF GAME OF THRONES. My brain is ravaged by it's.... stuff... ANYWAYS. That ain't the point of this. The point is... i'm 18! Yay. *small cheer* Never thought i'd made it this far. Never thought i'd be friends with some of ya'll. Never thought that anybody would like me. Never thought that i'd ever have a chance with an Ang Moh :P Never thought that i'd have an iPad. Never thought that i'd ever get to see Katy Perry. I've been through so much. So so so much. Thank you to everybody who have been in my life. You guys have sculpted me. Here i am standing. Love me, hate me, say what you want about me but all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy. I have been through the pervy phase, emo phase, complete bliss phase, depressed phase and the suicidal phase in life. I ain't afraid of nothin' no more! Other than cockroaches... And bugs... Now all i see is hope. And hope is all i need for it is the only thing stronger than fear. May the odds be ever in my favor. 

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Wednesday? Friday and Saturday!

NOT MUCH TO SAAAAY. PICTURESSSSSSSSSS. I think this was wednesday or was it thursday. My memory is failing me.

 RING POP!! Omg. Candy Empire sell these babies. I was eating it in class and that Shareef Jaffar keeps saying it's a pacifier wahliew. I seriously hope he didn't really take pictures/videos tho LOL OMG. SO AWKWARD. WHYE. It's a rriiiinnnnngggggggg. Anyways! Bought ze mini mahjong set for my brother! His birthday nia. I put it in my nerf gun's box and wrapped it up :p

 Didn't have enough wrapping paper. LOL. EXPENSIVE SIOL. 4 dollars per piece dafuq!? But it is pretty tho. And it's in the rubbish chute right now.
 This is my mother's art LOL. SO CUTE RIGHT. She actually tried to design it. Cute ass.
 Look at how big her box is LOL. And you know what's inside? A phone. Samsung S3 to be exact. My brother happy liao lor!!! 
On friday 
Clyde and Chiali came overrrr and my brother booked out!
 The end is near.
 Is it wrong to like a picture of yourself? Not wrong la... Just abit vain... We watched my brother open his present and i took a videooo. So retarded :p At least he is happy with his present loh. Tsk. I SO NICE TO HIM. WERE MAH PRESENT BITCH. You betta get me one as awesome as the one i got you. HAHAH KIDDING. Played monopoly deal and truth or dare!! DARED CLYDE TO HUG MY BROTHER AND HE DID KLASJDLKAJSDLKASJDLKJ LOL DAMN WEIRD I SWEAR
 JCUBE HAZ TIZ. Mah bbygirl
 SATURDAY! TODAYYYY. 
Was suppose to go to Expo today for the IT fair but chiachia lazy :p Just went to bugis instead. Omg. We finished walking around the entire Bugis Street. LIKABOSS. HOLY FUCK MY DAD JUST FARTED OMG DYING SRSLY WHY. OMG. Shall go back there someday and buy some shoes........ Must take a break from Converse some time yknow. Variety :p Then went to Holland V to find the fat ant. I have never beeeen thereeee. 
 Fat ant was working at CRUST PIZZA. Some of the shops there no signboard one?! Like you walk pass you won't even know the shop you're looking for is there. SO WEIRRRDDDD. SO CONFUSINGGGGGG.
 THEM PIZZAS ARE GOOOD. Not orgasmic but not bad. I am currently watching Twilight like what the fuck is with Bella didn't she just say she's gonna marry Edward why the fuck is she making out with Jacob. Like seriously what. 
 LOOK AT MY AWESOME EZLINK STICKA. Pokepoke.

 Here is Chiachia. Oh no wait i mean SAILORMOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
 Here is the fat ant. So photogenic huh huh
 "Wah the sky very nice! Must take picture!" Anyways went to The Star Vista? At BONER vista! That place bo aircon niaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. BUT GOT ALLSCRIPT. But now no magazine with my babygirl on the coverrrrrr. TSSSSSK!!! And now i'm home and tired as ballllslsasdasd HERE ARE ZE THINGS I BOUGHT!
 Okay this one Clyde buy for me one. As me birthday present. WOOSH LIKE FINALLY. They have a third book coming out tho! Omg. And it's the depressing comic edition omg i want.
 DIARY OF A WIMPY KID!!!! WOOOSH. I feel like sucha kiddo for liking this tho. XD
AND THE TSHIRTS YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. WIsh there were more variety. Hmmm. NEvermind next time go the comic shop buy. More expensive but AKJSdLKAJSDLKAJSDLKSAJD

Friday, November 16, 2012

Regrets collect like old friends

Warning! This is fucking wordy. I don't expect you to read it all.
Hi. It's been a long time since i blogged about my feelings. This sounds superrrrrrr cheesy. But i need to throw it outtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt while listening to some Maroon 5~~~ Is it very thickskin to say i kinda knew that he was gonna like me? HAHAHA. Bitch please, i'm faaabulous. It'd be wrong for you NOT to fall in love with me. *hairflips* KIDDING LA. I guess this is a "woman's instinct". I just had a hunch that it was gonna happen. Now that it officially has, i can talk about it. Else i'll look like a complete idiot if he doesn't :P Or maybe he's just predictable -.-" Being a lil bit too obvious! I really wanna sing out loud but it's 3am :( Why can't we just be friends? I know i said it wouldn't be weird and stuff but... I can't mention things relating to like other guys infront of you or you'll get sad and shit. I CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT. I don't want you to feel sad but i can't help myself from saying those -.-" I wish you were gay. LOL. A gay best friend would awesome. Spazzing over dudes together. 

It feels very mean but i really have no feelings for you... I don't love you like you love me. Honestly speaking i don't think that you do lor. Please consider this carefully. Not like you're ever gonna read this anyways :P Not that i would ever tell you this anyways!!! Do you just enjoy my company? If you do then you like me AS A FRIENDDDD. NOTHING ELSE. LIKE ME AS A FRIEND PLEASE. PLEASE JUSTTTT NO So fucked up right? I feel like such a bitch... I want to fall in love with someone because it's fun. But i just can't seem to fall in love with him. Now people are starting to know... So i'm like stuck? I can't go for other guys, they'll think i'm a bitch for like breaking his heart or some shit -.- Fuckingggggggg hell man.

Who knows what will happen in the future right. BUT NOW I'M JUST. STUCK. HELP. I CAN'T DEAL WITH HIM. HE'S SO SENSITIVE I DON'T WANNA HURT HIS FEELINGS. He's abit too sensitive noooo. I don't like sensitiveeeeeee. I was the man who never lied. Never lied until today... But i just couldn't break your heart... Ohhhohhhhhh. Katy katy katy help me............ I love you :3 You're my salvation... I need to get out of here... I need to get away from myself... This is not the right time for this shit. I shall focus my energy somewhere else. ON EXAMS. YES. GRADUATING SOON. Let's make the best of it. Goodbye.

AND! I would never ever ever EVER abandon my friends for a lover ever again. I was sorta forced the previous time but yeah :p YOU. WHERE ARE YOU. "BEST FRIEND". Thanks for fucking disappearing after accepting 'the best present ever' from me. Hope it was worth it!! DON'T FUCKING COME CRAWLING BACK. No... I'm kidding... It's a moment of rage... I guess i'll still be here because you were there for me. FOR AWHILE. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU NOW HUH. WHERE. Friends over boy/girlfriends. Period. 

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Last saturday

Omg this has been saved as draft for so long. Never got around to posting it LOL. Just spend the last 15 minutes of my life watching my kingkong clean himself. Fucking adorable omg. Can i get him a mini bath tub. He's running in the new wheel i got him right now! Omg i can't. He confirm damn happy! After so long i finally got him a wheel that's big enough for his fat arse. hehe. OKAY WAIT OUT OF TOPIC. LAST SATURDAY!
Went to Cineleisure to watch PITCH PERFECT. It was hilaaarious. Aca-awesome! That place was emptttyyy siollllllllll. But after we got out it was in the late afternoon already :( SO MANY PEOPLE. NO LIKEY. Then walkedwalked and finally ate YOSHINOYAAAA
Them beef are delicious. Chiali say must take picture. Looking at this now is making me feel hungry :( And thirsty... Shit... I left my QOO in the freezer -.-" DAAAAAAAAMN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I cannot remember what we did... Just walked around lohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Then off to our usual place. OUR TERRITORY. JURONG POINTTTTTTTTTTT
DURIAN COIL. SO DELICIOUSO.
Say hai to mah new bracelet. My mum doesn't approve of this xD SKULLLSSS. NIGHTMAAARES!!
and i finally got a replacement for the vampire teeth ring i lost xD It's still somewhere in this house... Sitting in a cold dark corner... Waiting for me... With my leather cuff... Come back to me :( I just realized all my blog posts has been about food. and chiali, AIYOO. Need to go do something else. HAHA. NO TIMEEEEEEE. ARGH. Fuck school for starting and ending so late :(((( ITS OKAY GRADUATING SOON. WOOOSH

Thursday, November 8, 2012

overdue!

Was this saturday or sunday? I can't even remember. JEEEZ. Went to eat ASTONS with CHIALIII
 My mum asked "This thing also must take picture ah?" LOL YES MUM.
 FOOOOOOOOOOOD. NEW YORK STRIP. Seriously. I think i won't order corn again :p No glamorous way to eat that!!! After that went to jcube to find miinweiiiii
 MARBLE SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAABB
 DELICIOUS MINTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Oh and there was this machine thingy right. Can like get candy. Then you can either win 1, 2, 3 or 4 of em. I WON 4 LEH. SHO LUCKY :3 LOL Stupid i know but yeah
 I ate one of it alreaddddddddddddddddddddy. MONDAY! Here is a picture of the crappy MDIS :P
 They're building a nice ass building on the right tho... Doesn't not matter loh. Even if it's the classroom... Not like i'll get to use it. TSK. Went to IKEA with clyde afterwards.
 MORE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. Then the rest of the week has just been mundane -.-" Applied Marketing Psychology assignment due tomorrow :( At least it's gonna be over omg. Oh and another thing due on Monday... Which i haven't started on... Jasmin ah jasmin. ANYWAYS SATURDAY GOING TO WATHC PITCH PERFECT. LIKE FINALLY. I IZ EXCITED YYAYYYYYYYYYYYYY BYE

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Adamadamadam

So i was just reading articles on the F1 performances and came across this paragraph...

"Not only did a lucky few near the front get to witness a whole gang of girls screaming and clawing one another’s face out for a piece of memorabilia (aka a guitar pick) which Adam Levine threw out, but they also saw the phenomenon that was the Padang, in its entirety, being filled. It may not seem like a big feat but last Saturday was probably the biggest crowd Singapore has ever seen for a concert."

LOLOL OMG I THINK I WAS IN THAT GANG OF GIRLS RIGHT? LOLOLOL. Okay random but HAHAHAHAHAHA. AND I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT THE GUITAR PICK! Yeah still proud of it :p I'm sorry but... WOOOO

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Isn't she lovely?

Isn't she wonderful? I realize how often i used to post about Katy Perry... I seldom do that now but that don't mean that i don't love her! I think we've reached the stage of the relationship where we don't have to declare our love everyday... Okay what we. i mean I don't have to declare my love to her everyday because i am very sure of it now. It's like you don't even have to say it out anymore and people know it's there. Okay this is sorta random... Just kinda wanted to show a picture of her :3 SO PRETTY RIGHT I KNOW. Isn't she precious?

Friday, November 2, 2012







so lazy to type anything rn