Kiss me. K-k-kiss me! Hi. Long time no blog. Here i am! I just had a random urge to write a will. HAHA. Firstly they always write what ah? Why they die or something? Okay. If it's accident then sad ah. But i'm probably happy about it because i am really very tired of living. So if i really kill myself, means i finally grew some balls and finally dare to hurt myself! Okay moving on. I mean everything is just a pain. There's nothing worth living for. I don't even know why i'm doing things for. Like there's no goal. "GO SET A GOAL LA" Sorry la, no goal for me to set. My dreams and goals are ruined ever since the day i can remember thanks to this leg. So i was bathing just now and i was like thinking, what's the point of having a boyfriend? I see those people in relationships like... They're all so happy at first but in the end, it all ends the same. I think i'll get tired of seeing and doing the same things with a person everyday unless if it's Katy Perry ;) I don't really want a committed relationship i guess! I just want flings. HAHA. But that's like not gonna happen so you know. I'll just be on my own. The only problem is i hate being own my own. Conflict ah. So it's best to just die. I can be a ghost and float around. I can be around Katy Perry!!! I will be her guardian ANGEL. Chey. HAHA. No but seriously, I WILL PROTECT HER K. In conclusion, i think life is pointless. Pointlessly pointless. Is it just me or words starts to sound weird if you keep saying it? Point point. Mmm k. Oh and if you wanna feel guilty about my death, please do. Because nobody ever listens to my plea for help. I keep dropping hints but no one ever gets them. I directly tell people, they think i'm kidding. So yeah. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT AH. Feel bad okay? :D
This is the part where they say they wanna give their house and money to who right? Sorry eh, i don't have anything. Unless if you want my bearbear? HAHA. But it's so dirty and smelly. Nevermind uh, if you all don't want, bury it with me. It shall accompany me to the afterlife :3 Please don't burn my Katy Perry posters and magazines leh. I know people like to burn so the people in the afterlife will receive but it pains my heart to see them being destroyed ): Furthermore very expensive one leh!! I don't know ah. See what you all wanna do with it lorh. All my albums give to Lau Sock Ghim! I'm sure she'll do a good job keeping them! Oh and my books also. Provided if she wants to keep those very crumpled ones. HAHA. KEEP IT HOR. If not i haunt you. If Fatty is still alive when i'm gone, PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM. Please massage him regularly. He likes it. He likes to eat sunflower seeds and he eats alot!!! I love him so much!
OH MY DIARY~ Yes i have a diary! My image will probably be ruined once you all see it. You'll all think i'm some kind of psycho. I'm not okay. I was just very in love. So yeah. Feel free to take a look at it. And read through if you want to. It's in a hardcover note book thingy. I think it's somewhere on my room de table. It has a ring binding thing. You want you can give it to the person that i wrote about. That person will probably be very freaked and disturbed ah. NVM UH. I'll be dead already anyways. No need to feel embarrassed.
Right now, i can't think of anything else to say but i'll add on when i think of any okay? OKAY BYE.
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