day 15 & 16

Day 15: What’s your happy song by katy perry?
T E E N A G E D R E A M !
Day 16: What song would you play to help you fall asleep?
Um. TEENAGE DREAM cuz DREAM mah. LOL. No la. There's no specific song... I just play all her songs and sleep o.o Hehe i like

Jasmin does not approve. LOL. I mean... I'm happy cuz she's happy but DAMN YOU RUSSELL BRAND YOU LUCKY SONOFABITCH! I mean!! JUST LOOK. It's literally one heaven and one hell -.- Ghim moh agrees with me. HAHA. He must have done something really awesome in his previous life to get such an awesome wife. Today it suddenly hit me that her surname is like legally or whatever you call it BRAND. Goodness. I REFUSE TO CALL HER THAT. I mean really. Katheryn Elizabeth BRAND? Katheryn Brand... Katy brand... NO. JUST. NO.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown, don't let the greatness get you down.

It's LevioSA not LevioSARR

LOOK. AT. THOSE. FURRY. ARSE. Oh wait its not an ass. It's more like their back. The point is, IT'S SO FLUFFYYY. The middle one looks like a rabbit version of my Fatty. SPEAKING of fatty, i've finally come up with a full name for it. Fatty Perry. LOL. Urgh, i love you, you stupid glutton! XD


I just finished watching Harry Potter 1, 2 and 3!! I wouldn't consider myself a crazy fan person but i LOVE the philosopher's stone and chamber of secrets!! AND I LOVE HERMOINE. Not sure how to spell her name tho. She's so hot right now. LOL. ANDAND I love the spells. Wouldn't it be cool if they really existed and can help you in like real life? Even though it's not real... It wouldn't hurt to try... Just let people think that you're nuts. Hahaha


Next time if you forget to bring your keys, stand at the door and say ALOHOMORA. Open sesame my arse. Use alohomora xD When something at your house breaks, point at it and say OCULUS REPARO! If you see your enemy, feel free to use AVADA KEDAVRA. If you're feeling abit more evil, use CRUCIO. Torture that son of a bitch. In extreme situations, for example when you're being robbed and the person has knife pointing at you, use EXPELLIARMUS!! It won't do anything to them. It'll just get rid of their weapons :3 When you see something you're afraid of, for example a beetle, use RIDDIKULUS! It'll change into something completely hilarious. Fear be gone! LASTLY. MY FAVO. When you drop something or you want to take something that is too far to reach, don't use "the force". Star wars is so lame. Use WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA! Remember to pronounce it carefully or it won't work!! And also, remember to SWISH AND FLICK!


God that was so lame. BAI

Day 13 & 14 Ah crap i need to stop forgetting

What’s your favourite song of hers to dance to?
I don't dance o.o lolll
What song of hers do you listen to when your sad?
LOSTTT. Yeah i've been choosing the song alot of times but it's really an amazing song!!

LOL BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Where are you putting the microphone?! Ah why you so cute. I love you :3 If you think about it, it's a good thing being a celeb's microphone. I mean if you're a microphone, you get touched like every single day. And you get kissed by them too! You know sometimes when they sing their mouth gets too close. HAHA. And also, you get to be where the microphone is in the picture above. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay. Took a nap just now... So i've only had 5 hours of sleep since yesterday... I feel super blur and super in love with my wifey!!


Oh and i think i'm sorta... enlightened? Like the chinese phrase, i'm not gonna take my hot face to stick no your cold butt. LOL. ALRIGHTY. I IS WATCHING HARRY POTTER. BYE

wifey, gamey, you

I can't believe i let other people's words affect me that much. I was watching wifey's ema performance on youtube and i saw all those negative comments and i think they just... affected me like ALOT. I didn't felt like watching the EMA afterwards... BUT I DIDDD. Thank god. MY WIFEY IS AMAZING OKAY? YOU GUYS CAN'T HANDLE IT. Just look at the picture above. Or the picture at the background. Or just the picture in this post. SO PURRFECT. Oo speaking of purfect, HER PERFUME PURR IS COMING OUT. Goodness. I want?


Heh. Guess what? The DJ Hero 1 is just 99 BUCKS. THEY CLEARANCE SALE. LIKE OMFG. But the bad thing is, my mum is going back on her promise. She don't wanna buy any games for me liao. FUCK YOU MANZX. SERIOUSLY. YOU PROMISED. She say because i always break my promise also. WAHLAU. IHY. YOU MADE ME LIKE THAT OKAY. WHO ASK YOU LAST TIME PAMPER ME SO MUCH. Now i'm a fucking spoilt brat. I'M BLAMING YOU. I WANT MY GOD DAMN GAME. I WILL DESTROY ANYTHING THAT'S IN MY WAY. LOL. Just kidding. But seriously tho. I am not amused. You PROMISED me!!!! If i was a kid i would be crying right now -.- I'M SO PISSED.

YOU'RE BIASED YOU KNOW. YOU BOUGHT A FREAKING NEW PHONE FOR MY BROTHER WHEN HE ALREADY HAS A NEW ONE. I HAVEN'T GOT A GAME IN A LONG TIME LIAO. HE COMES HOME AT 3AM, YOU DON'T CARE. I COME HOME AT 10PM YOU BLAHBLAHBLAH. I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!! HATEEEEEEE. YOU GONNNA BUY GAME FOR MY BRO?! WHAT HAS HE EVER DONE. ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS HIS GIRLFRIEND. HE GOT STUDY LIKE NEVER STUDY LIKE THAT. HE ALWAYS BRINGS HIS FRIENDS OVER WITHOUT PERMISSION. I'M DOING O LEVELS LEH. I DESERVE THAT GAME.

Moving on. I dreamt that i was chasing you. I ran down the stairs and across the road and i finally caught up with you. You turned around and look at me. I looked back at you. I didn't know what to say. I just... walked away after that. WHAAT?! Waste my energy. I guess it's kinda like reality. I'm doing all those things for you but all i get back is NOTHING. NOTHING~~ Wasting my time and energy. Slowly getting over you. BYE

W A N T.

I never loved a game controller so much before. ISN'T THIS JUST THE MOST CHIO THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN? SO PRETTY. I WANNA MARRY IT HAVE ANOT. GOODNESS. This one has Jay Z and Eminem songs plus DJ hero 1. I DON'T WANT. I WANT DJ HERO 2!!! NOT ONE. NOOOOOO. COME ON. I JUST WANT THIS FINE ASS TURNTABLE. I'm sorry guitar hero controllers but THIS IS JUST... AMAZING. LOOK AT IT. JUST LOOK AT IT!!! I'm not even into DJ-ing or whatever BUT THIS IS JUST TOO AWESOME. WANT WANT WANT. WHY ARE THE DJ HERO 1 AND 2 NORMAL CONTROLLERS SO UGLY T.T THIS KICKS THEIR ARSE SO HARDDDD. GRRR. This kinda makes me wanna go find a job... SO I CAN BUY IT. BUY THIS AND DJ HERO 2!!!! YESS YES YESS. GO JASMINN.

I'm only motivated to do this kinda of stuff -.- PSSH. AHHHH I GOT A FREAKING TEAR IN MY EYE. LOL. Ohbtw, EMA TOMORROW! Or today. Or whatever. MY BABY IS PERFORMING. EMA was her show k. She hosted it TWICE IN A ROW. I don't see Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber doing that. BLEARH. THIS IS MY BABY'S SHOW YO. Yay I have no idea what's showing on tv o.o I keep hearing the word "sex" only. Then i look at the tv... THERE'S AN OLD MAN TALKING TO A DOLL. WHAAT?! Gonna go watch it now. BRB BRB.

P.S My background is just AMAZING. RIGHT? Sexy wifey. I love her k. I love Ghim moh too :3

kat & nat

I don't know if you can see this but at the bottom right hand corner, in the midst of all the communitychannel video, IT'S KATY PERRY. OMFG. MY FAVOURITE YOUTUBER WITH MY FAVOURITE PERSON EVER. So many random things today that made me happy. Aww. This is kinda lame tho.. BUT STILL. The "suggestions" part is videos that are related and its all by the same person but suddenly got one Katy Perry in there. Aww :3 I'm happy. and i miss you.

Day 12

If you were home alone, and Katy Perry came to your door alone and said she was madly in love with you, what would you do? -this does NOT need to be made PG ;)
IT'S FINALLY DAY 12 LOL. What would i do? I think i might faint first. Or cry? Or hug herrrrr and never lettt goo. I'll be like "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO SAY THIS? I LOVE YOU TOO. SO FREAKING MUCH." Hug her foreverrr. Then i'll live happily ever after with her :D I'll be happiest person on the planet loh -.- I mean, wouldn't you be? If you get to be with something like that:

OH YEAHH!!! I would so tap that. HAHA. Damn! If we can happily ever after with her... Which means... I can remove the tray of pizza in the picture above. If you get what i mean. LOL. OKOK. AHH. THIS QUESTION MADE ME FEEL HAPPY CAUSE I'M IMAGINING ALL THOSE HAPPY SCHTUFFS I CAN DO WITH HER AWWW. I LOVE YOU KATY PERRY!!! k bye.

Was doing a random quiz on fb "How chinese are you" or something. THEN THIS QUESTION CAME OUT

LIKE DUHH. HEE. I love it when such unexpected things come up. WEE. This isn't the thing i wanted to blog about... Just something that randomly came up. Using my brother's com, don't have the katy perry pic i wanna talk about... So.. LATERR. WEEE!! I'M H A P P Y ~ OOO SOMEONE IS KILLING THE BAD GUY ON TV!! And there's a pretty lady there too! Brb brb

-yawns-

Okay. So what have i done in the past few days? It feels as if O level has already ended... I thought that i was the weekends on Thursday... I'M SUDDENLY ADDICTED TO THE SIMS! My sims is a guy who is gay who has a boyfriend and a lesbian gurlfriend. I'm serious... I know i'm awesome :3 My neck freaking hurts. My eyes hurts too. Too much of computer. ADDICTED TO CRIME CITY TOO. But now it's becoming more and more crappy cause they need the items that requries either friends to give you, or you'll have to buy with facebook credits aka real money -.- Assholes!!

What else what else... The internet connection at night is a real bitch... I WANNA WATCH EASY A AND RAPUNZELL. CAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO COME OUT. HEEE. Today i'm happy. I guess. Just mutual. Not sad. :D But the thought of grad night just kinda brings me down -.- OKOK MOVING ONN. I shall blog about my wifey later when i wake up! GOODEHBYE

OH WAIT. Speaking of wifey, i remembered something... Just now i dreamt that i got REJECTED BY HER. FML. I was like chasing her then i FINALLY caught up with her. Ahh so pretty T.T Okay then i was like OMG HUG? Then my hand was like opened lerh~ But she shooked her head and said "no" and walked away. NOOOOO. I still love you tho. Wee. But if that really happened i would probably go kill myself. WHY WON'T YOU HUG ME ): OKAY BYEEEEEEE

Day 11

Which song of hers most relates to you/your life?

Peacock LOST!

I Got U

Four in the morning

heart on my sleeve.
In your eyes, possibilities
I confess this is new to me

but maybe this is love.
I got to know that this thing is real
That you're feeling just what I feel
No more room in this heart to steal
You know it's had enough

In the morning when I wake up
You're the first thing that I think of
I can make it through anything
Knowing that I've got you.
In the morning when I wake up
Nothing else can take the place of you
And I know this sounds crazy, but

I don't know where this is
I don't know what I'm in
I can't see down the road
But it don't matter long as I got you
My world could fall apart
This life could get too hard
There's so much that I can loose
But it don't matter long as I got you

As long as I got you.

My heart beats so fast I just can't keep up
You pull on me like a drug.
I'll never go cold cause I don't wanna give you up.
Some people search their whole life to find what I found now.
Im out of time gotta tell you what's on my mind
And pray that it's enough

Think about it
We fit like a puzzle, no missing pieces
Never doubt it.
I'm writin' a story and you're my thesis
Look around it.
Its happenin' natural as can be
Since I found it
I'm not gonna let it go, let it go

As long as I got you now.

Day 9 & 10

Shit, i missed a day again!! Sorry wifey!! Okok here you go.

Can you play any of her songs on an instrument?

Unfortunately, no ): But i would love to learn them on a piano tho!!!

Do you sing her songs in the shower?

I don't know why but many people don't believe me when i say i don't sing in the shower!! It's weird leh. What if someone comes home and hears me?! SO AWKWARD. LOL! K BYE

Day 8

I'mma skip day 8. I was really happy... at least until i got home. Every went down down down. Thank you koko for accompanying me nowadays. Watched You Again with her! Awesome movie. Got 3 of my favourite old actresses. Haha! Next will be EASY A which will be out on 24 nov. Please don't be nc 16 if not i have to wait like one more week. Okay lah. Nvm. It wouldn't affect me that much. WEEE. Then rapunzel which will be out on 1st december. Yay. I regret paying for prom. I regret so fucking much.

I can't remember what's it felt to feel really happy for a long period of time already... Why do such things never lasttt. At least it kinda made me wake up. You can never me mine. You were never mine. I guess after graduating i'll just... totally... avoid you. Maybe then i'll move on...

Can someone please kill me? I'll write a letter maybe. Saying that i want you to do it since i don't have the guts to do it myself. So miserable rn. Ahhh.

Day 6 & 7

Shit. i missed a day. And i haven stalked her for a few days also. I FEEL SO GUILTY. SORRY WIFEY. I shall go stalk you naozx. :D Ahh i love the picture in the backgroundd!! Can see her sexy leg. HAHA K um

What is your favourite song off of “Teenage Dream”?

TEENAGE DREAM!!!!

Least favourite song off of “Teenage Dream”?

E.T?

Fooooooooooodddddddddddddddddd

Ahoy there! Using my brother's com... No have pictures of Katy Perry except for this. So there you go!! Sexy wifey biting her lips. Weeee. Anyways, woke up at 8am in the morning to eat mcdonald breakfast with mah brotherrr and mummmmm! My mum doesn't know how to eat -.- No seriously. She was like staring at her own Big Breakfast, looked at ours and asked "How to eat?" LOL. FAIL~ Went back home to sleep and woke up at 5pm!! Went to NTUC with my mum~~ SHE'S GONNA COOK SPAGHETTI TMOZ. NOMNOMNOM.


Speaking of foood... I'm going to malaysia on like 17 november to visit my relative and EATTT!! The thing about eating with my relatives from malaysia is that... Once they know what my favourite food is, they'll keep giving it to me. Example, i love cereal prawn. So they'll eat like 1 or 2 and give the rest to me. I'll tell them i'm full but they'll say "YOUR FAVOURITE LEH~ YOU WILL FULL ONE MEH?" HOI. No wonder i can never seem to slim down -.- AND ALSO, PIZZA HUT AND ROCKBANDGREENDAYED ON 12NOV. AHHH. Not looking forward to SS and Hist ppr tho -.- Gonna flunk it. BAI.

Day 5

Have you ever been to one of her concerts? If so, how was it? If not, what songs would you want her to play at your dream concert?

It was, hands down, the best night of my life. Even though i had to stand for 6 hours or so, squeeze together with all those people and not forgetting, i was alone. It was worth it. She was amazingggg. She looks even more beautiful in person even tho i wasn't really that close. She winked at me. Or at least at my direction... She looked at me. Or at least at my direction. I remember the things she said. Someone gave her a pocky, she flipped her hair, she shaked her boobs, she did the S shape thing with her body. I cried at one point. ALMOST cried. I had to hold in the tears. I remember it was during "Thinking Of You". I still remember the moment she ran out... and ran it... It was over in like... IT'S SO FAST. NOO LET ME GO BACK TO THAT NIGHT PLEASE T.T I DON'T WANNA BE HERE. I DON'T WANNA BE AT THIS TIME. LET ME GO PLEASEEEEEEEEEE I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH. THERE ISN'T ANYONE WORTH LIVING FOR OTHER THAN YOU MY LOVEE!! K that was abit over. But yeah. BAI

Day 4

When did you fall in love with her?

18 April 2009!

There's been alot of weird dreams lately... Had another one which was really kinda depressing? I dreamt that... my dad... died... Yeah. I was crying like ALOT. Like inconsolable kind. Cry until i wanna die. Okokok you get the point. The weird thing is, i woke up and there was actually tears. I really did cry!! I hope i didn't sob out loud like how i did in the dream if not it'll be really weird -.- Then i wipe my tears, went back to bed. I had another dream. In the dream i was telling people about my previous dream about the crying and stuff. SO WEIRD. What is this!!! The thing is, i fell asleep crying. Then i woke up crying again. WHAAATTT. K nvm. Oh and i finally finished Ugly Betty Season 3!! WOOO. Season 4 here i comeezx

I love you wifey!

You found me

Where were you when everything was falling apart?
All my days were spent by the telephone that never rang
And all I needed was a call that never came
To the corner of 1st and Amistad

Lost and insecure, you found me, you found me
Lying on the floor surrounded, surrounded
Why'd you have to wait? Where were you? Where were you?
Just a little late, you found me, you found me

But in the end everyone ends up alone
Losing her, the only one who's ever known
Who I am, who I'm not and who I wanna be
No way to know how long she will be next to me

The early morning, the city breaks
And I've been calling for years and years and years and years
And you never left me no messages
You never sent me no letters
You got some kind of nerve, taking all I want

teenage DREAMM~~~

I had a dream that this lady above is my GIRLFRIEND. FUCK YEAH. But we didn't see each other ): Okay so the dream started with me in this dressing room? Like those backstage of the shows then i was like sitting there then my phone rang. I answered. IT WAS HER. She was like "I miss you" AWWWWWWWW. Then i said some stuff, she told me she was in Las Vegas! She was like "I'm just not used to being so far away from you" AWWWWWWWWWWW. Then she didn't just called once. She called like every few minutes cause she wanted to hear my voice. AWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Then the last call was before i had to go on stage? to do whatever. Then i was like "I'll see you in a few days! I LOVE YOU OKAY? LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVEE! MUAH" Then she giggled and said "I love you too!" AWWWWWW and i woke up. -melts- And i'm still me in the dream. I'm not a guy. I'm still JASMIN!! LOL k. Oh how i wish i never woke up from that dream T.T Let it go on forever pls.


I don't get it. I never dreamt of speaking to her face to face before. I dreamt that i was cuddling with her but we never spoke. Now i dream that i'm talking with her but it's only through the phone ): It's okay. At least i woke up with a smile (: OKAY BACK TO MY UGLY BETTY MARATHONNN. BYEzx

Day 3

Find you favourite picture of Katy Perry and post it.

The perfection is killing me T.T