POTATTOOOOO

SO CUTE RIGHT. Chiali caught it! And she gave it to meee. Wahhh. Somebody's a UFO catcher pro already huh :P Is that the name of the claw machine thing? Or is it just called... a claw machine? I don't know... It's too early for any shit. 

ASTONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I shall attempt to blog as fast as i can because The Walking Dead is starting soon and i have to put away all the groceries i just bought and sit down and watch it. No distractions okok here i go. Baked again last wednesday! Cheeesecake. It was... sorta.... a fail... LOL. Half of mine was edible la. The other half, the bottom crust thingy was like soggy. GROSSSSS.

last thursday

Went to jurong point to nomnom with clyde! LAI LAI KITCHEN agaaaain. He don't like fast food tsk. Used to eat fast food allllllllllll the time. K la i'll take it as a diet.

 Number 69!! *giggles* okay grow up please. Then he went over to my place! Was suppose to play metal slug on my ps2 but he was meddling with all the nerf guns for idk how long. Aiyo.  The attempt to play Metal Slug was a fail anyways. Because somebody itchy leg!! He moved and hit the wire TWICE. The whole ps2 restarted. RAWRRR. Then the third time we just gave up. FORGET ITTTT. MONOPOLY DEALL. I WON I WON. HAHAHA. Then xboxxxx. Blahblahblah.

Then went to eat ASTONSSSS! AT JURONGGG. So neaaaar. No need go Bugis already. WOOP WOOOP. I FORGOT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY NEW YORK STRIP ARGH.

but here is a picture of the receipt. LOL. ARGH NEW YORK STRIP I WANT AGAIN DELICIOUSNESS. Say it in the Gordon Ramsay accent! One new york strip. IT'S RAAAAAAAAWWW *smashes* WHAT IS THIS? It's cooked to fuck you donut! 

K this is me. THE END THE END OKAY OFF I GO FLYFLY. SCHOOL TOMORROW. URGGGH. Oh yah just went to Jurong Point with Chiali. SHE SICK STILL WANNA GO OUT. This is a very shitty post but yahhh. I JUST NEEDED TO TELL THIS TO THE WORLD. Not the world but... To myself la. Before i become an old woman and forget everything. KKKK BRB

28 years and counting.

Happy birthday to the most amazing person in the world; Katy Perry. This is all going to be really cliche because these words have been spoken a million times... but i'm not poetic enough to come up with my own mushy stuff :( 我没有莎士比亚的天分. You make me feel so happy and depressed at the same time T.T It's such a pain at times i must admit... All these feelings... IT'S EATING ME UP but i'm enjoying it. Oh my god i just saw a news where they claim that Katy and John Mayer's neighbor are complaining about their loud sex... They should totally record it down. As evidence! Yknow... Yeah... Evidence... OKAY ANYWAYS. Thank you to your parents for giving birth to you... Thank you to your grandparents for giving birth to your parents so that they can give birth to you... Thank you to your great grandparents for giving birth to your grandparents so your grandparents can give birth to your parents to give birth to you. This can go on forever LOL. YOU GET MY POINT. You amazing woman you. I look forward to spending the rest of my life loving you :3 Once again, happy birthday baby girl. I wish you the best in all that you do. I'll always believe in you. Stay happy. This katycat will always be here for you. 

with undying love, 

Lexy Auditore

GAMES PLEASE

I'm always very slow behind on games -.-" Like i've heard about a game then i just completely ignore it... Months later when everyone is like over it and completed it, i'm like I WANT THAT GAME OMG. LOL. STUPID. ANYWAYS HERE ARE THE GAMES I SERIOUSLY WANT LIKE RIGHT NOWWWW. I think i'll buy one each week after i clear my brother's debt :p Food or xbox games? XBOX GAMES IT SHALL BE. I don't even have the time to play it but... OH WELLL. Who needs food when you've got swag? *dies of cancer* I'm just posting them because they look pretty actually... LOL. AND I REALLY WANT DISHONORED?! IT LOOKS SO BADASS. 

omg what is happening to my brain

I... I CANNOT REMEMBER WHAT I DID FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS. JEEEEEZ. I think i baked... Some day... Was it on Friday? Did i not blog about that? No wait... WHAT. I DON'T KNOW. Okay here is what i remembered. I WON 3 OUT OF 4 GAMES OF MONOPOLY DEAL WITH MY BROTHER. BUAHAHAHAHA.

 IN YOUR FACE! HAHAHA. Sorry for bragging la. But lose to chiali until i'm damn sian already! I HAVE TO SHOW OFF. CHIAAAALI. BEWARE. HAHAHA KIDDING. Please shou xia liu qing. Lub chu.

HAHAHA THIS IS EPIC PLEASE.

 THIS ONE EVEN BETTER. I won like 5 minutes into the game. I just kept putting whole properties at once. My brother had like forced deal, sly deal but he couldn't use 'em :P BUAHAHAHA. So awesome when the odds are in your favor!!! OH YAH I FORGET TO MENTION MIINWEI CAME BACK FROM CHINA AND BOUGHT PRESENTS WOR.

 SO CUTE RIGHT. I KNOW. LIKE ME. I hang it on me bag. And this very random transformers sticker thing. LOL. I stick it on my laptop. Look abit more atas. Actually no but... CAN LAAAAA. OH WAIT! I REMEMER ALREADY. I DID BAKE! On friday right?! With like Miin Wei and Chia li!!! For Miin wei's dad birthday LOL. Saturday chloride came over and bake again. Suddenly all very into baking idky. Maybe when we grow old can open bakery. CAN AH CAN AH HAHAHAHA. LAI LAI LAI. 

TODAY! I have six more minutes to write this finish before it goes into TUESDAY so i have to hurry omg. Before school went to Bugis to eat ASTONS! with clydeyap. Ordered Beef nia. PRIME SIRLOIN. I think next time i'll try the NEW YORK STRIP! Always hear it on Hell's Kitchen. Hehhhehhhheh. 

 Was trying to take a picture of the pink thing. It had the word "M RARE" on it. CANNOT SEE NIA. Phone camera, you have failed me. Still love you tho. There is no glamorous way to eat corn on the cob i swear. At one point i bit into it and the corn juice or something literally exploded out. Wahlau. Not to mention all the skin thingy that gets stuck in yer teeth afterwards! Pffft. Toothpick please. Went to walk around afterwards and found a fucking awesome comic store at bugis junction. HOW COME I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. OMG. Shall go there next time... BUY EVERYTHING!! Got walking dead comic nia. But it's in the scattered kind... Not mine where they join alot of books together. Pffft. It's okay... Last stop before going to school was MARBLE SLAAAB. Omg 3 more minutes hurry jasmin. MINT ICE CREAM IS DA BOMB!! 

Bought root beer from there and being the lame ass that i am i brought the bottle home. SO COOL RIGHT THIS KINDA BOTTLE. Drinks should all be in this sorta bottles. I would drink them all. So sexy. Urgh. 

LOOPER

I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO MENTION THAT I WATCHED LOOPER. It was awesome. Personally i don't really like action movies? Or sci-fi... Whatever this genre this movie is in LOL. I was abit hesitant to watch this but did anyways because of all the amazing reviews it got. NO REGRETS. BLOODY GOOD SHOW. Just don't think too much into it... Thinking too much into time travel will drive you insane... Or so i've heard from Harry Potter... So tempted to pout and raise an eyebrow. BOOM! I instantly become Joseph Gordon-Levitt!! Anyways throughout the movie i was like OH MY GOD. WHAT? OH MY GOD. WOAH!! OHH!!! Don't get why others don't get that it's awesome -.- If in the future ya'll come up to me and tell me "EH THE MOVIE LOOPER NICE" i will slap you in the face. Who was the one who judged the movie before even watching it? YOUUU. Sonofabitch. 

allllllll the dayss

 Hi i've been sick as balls lately. Help me srsly. I am forgetting what it's like to be healthy nooooooo *drowns in my own mucus* ANYWAYS. These pictures are from the past... week? I don't know... OKAY WAIT I TRY AND I REMEMBER. This is from... 

Last Friday?

 Gave school a miss! Like i said i was sick :P But i went to Bugis with chiali to accompany her take stufff. ATE ASTONS. Remind me again never to buy the Salmon Spaghetti. It is horrible i swear.

 Btw this was the picture miin wei was laughing at :p Not the nicki minaj one. BUAHAHA. Please don't tickle me to death. That was torturous T.T Did nothing for saturday because my fever came back :p Serve me right for going out eh. HAHAHA. THENTHEN 

SUNDAY! BOOM. 

The day of baking has finally arrived. After talking about it for sooo long. LOL.

 Otw to IMM! Look at Miinwei's shiny ass leg. DAMN TIRING TO BAKE I SWEAR HAHAHA. I hate those shit when they ask you to "beat till white" kind. WAHHHHHHH. ELECTRIC MIXER PLEASE. We were using like spoons and whisk -.-" Alamak.

 Here is one i made. I am aware that it's green HAHAHA. ANYHOW MIXED THE COLORS. Those were suppose to be boobs but somebody made them as eyes instead TSKK. CHIALI KEEPS KICKING MY ARSE AT MONOPOLY DEALLLL I HATE CHU T.T

MONDAY! MISSED SCHOOL AGAIN.

 Went to the doctor this time because my ear was having this ringing sound. Fucking annoying. It's still here but i guess i'm getting used to it -.-" They did a blood test for me somemore cuz i had the cough for a week already and the fever also...

 I didn't even know that i had fever please! I was like nope no fever. Then the doctor was like "No fever?" *Shows me thermometer* 38.1 LOL. CONGRATULATIONS TO MEEEE.

She gave me like every medicine there is wtf. Cough, flu, fever, sorethroat, anti biotics and my ear one. I feel like those old people who has to eat shitloads of pills all the time. ITS SO HARD FOR ME TO EAT THAT FUCKING ANTIBIOTIC ON TIME... Need to eat AFTER a meal and i don't eat regular meals -.-" Urgh damn it. Got home and fixed up my bearbear :p

SEEEE! One side of him has this big ass "stitch" :( It was from previous times when he had holes. I'm sorry!!! 

TUESDAYYY

2 DAYS MC. SHIOK. Not really. I srsly just wanna get better now LOL. CHIALI CAME AND DELIVER FOOD FOR ME LEH SO NICE RIGHT. Actually she also wanted to take her stuff that she left behind XD BUT STILL. THANK YOUUUU. Hehehehehehehe. PLAYED ZE KINECT! It was hilarious. Fruit Ninja and Kinect Adventures... I really need to go get more games. BUT KINECT LIKE VERY FEW NICE GAMES?! I still haven't got kinect sports... It's really tiring tho xD

NO OFFENCE TO ANYONE BUT I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD RELIGION IS FUCKING ANNOYING OMG. Maybe not all... BUT SOME PEOPLE WHO TAKE IT TO THE FUCKING EXTREME. STOP PUSHING YOUR SHIT IN MY FACE. Oh my god. I don't post shit everyday about how god doesn't exist?! STOP POSTING EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR GOD AND HOW AWESOME HE IS BECAUSE LAKSJDLKASJDLKASJDLKASJDKASJDKASJDKAJSD oKay random i'm so sick right now. Probably because i don't believe in god and he is punishing me ohhhh i should accept him into my lifee. Blearghhhh

Orchard, Chinatown, Jurong!

6 OCTOBER 

Hiiii. Woke up at like 8 in the morning!! Had to flyyy to Far East plaza? Shopping centre? Idk which one LOL. TO PEI CHIALI TO LINE UP TO BUY A TSHIRT! LOL. AES NIAA. Machiam going into LV or some shit. Need to one by one slowly go in buy. Expensive siol.

 Iron man's eye lighted up!!! Okay then bo liao went to CHINATOWN. Got lost. Like very dumb siol. We walked oneee big round hahahahah. Finally got to the part where there's like... i have no idea how to describe i'm so tired right now this post is crap. GOT A TINTIN SHOP OMG. Fucking cooooool. Bought a fileeee. The picture is belowww. Its so pretttty i wanna buy all. I'm not even like a huge fan of Tintin but its still coooool. Walked a hell lot. Went to IMM afterwardss wooo

 Went to daiso. Sorry that the pictures are crap xD Didn't take alottt. Lazy. DAISO IS AN AWESOME PLACE. Makes you wanna buy everything for no reason at all. I don't know whyyyyyy.

SINGAPORE GOT POPCHIPS!!! Only bought it cuz it's endorsed by my babygirl :p Nothing fake about 'em!

This is my beautiful fileeeee. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I was so bloody tired when i got home. I literally fell asleep on the floor right in the middle of my living room and drooled all over my arm. Like seriously it was damn gross HAHAHA! 

7 OCTOBER

Had to wake up early again urgh. Okay not really early but EARLIER :P To go to some relative's 70 birthday. Family gatherings are always so awkward for the kiddos. The adults know each other and stuff but not the teenagers omg. Have to sit and stare look at phone. SCHOOL TOMORROW. FUUUUU. Okay la. Excited i suppose LOL. WEE SCHOOOL. Gonna go eat my SAMURAI BURGER before school yesss happygirl_94

Mint Toy Museum!

HAI! Today i went to ze TOY MUSEUM!! Had a hard time looking for the time place LOL. AND IT DIDN'T HELP WITH CHIALI'S SUCKY IPHONE MAP :P The IOS6 one. Omg so many landmarks and stuff not on the map... Paaathetic. The museum was alright! Wished that it was bigger with more shizz :/ NO IRON MAN. Students got cheaper price tho hahahahahahahaha. Saw some worksheet lying around inside... Don't know who they belong to but i assume you can do it... SO I DID

My proudest achievement on this worksheet is the fill in the blank part LOL. What does MINT stand for? 

M_M_NT of

_M_G_N_A_T_ _ N and

N _ S T _ L G _ _ 

T_YS

Actually it's pretty obvious la :p I aga aga one and got it right yayyy someone should give me a prize for this. HAHAH!! I didn't complete the worksheet tho. LAAAZY. The way back was way easier omg. Cuz we figured out where we were HAHA. Took a damn looooong cut when we were coming here pfffffft. Oh and i bought some stupid shizz there :p

 LOOK AT THEM SPECTACLES! I don't even know what to properly call them HAHA. Only bought it cuz Alex Day has them :P He has the female version!! I shall get the male one. Not to mention they look goofy as hellllllllll. They sell some cool old shizz there!! I wanna buy errthingggg. I didn't obviously... Got a bookmark alsoooo. Then went to bugis and walkwalkwalkwalkwalk. GOT A BOWTIE! Random. Okay i tired alreadyyyy. Bleargh shall stop here. OH AND HERES A RANDOM PICTURE!!

Looks pretty hor. At least to me it does :P MY PHONE CAMERA NOT BAD HUH. Under the right circumstances la... 

DIY Minecraft chest & pixel beads

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLYDE! Here is the minecraft chest i made him! From scratch! I didn't just wrap a box into this form. It was made from like cardboard and shit.

 It's a lil shabby in my opinion :/ BUT HECK WITH IT. AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY OPEN IT! If not what's the point of it eh LOL

BAM. And it's filled with all the tools you need to survive!