Fooooooooooodddddddddddddddddd

Ahoy there! Using my brother's com... No have pictures of Katy Perry except for this. So there you go!! Sexy wifey biting her lips. Weeee. Anyways, woke up at 8am in the morning to eat mcdonald breakfast with mah brotherrr and mummmmm! My mum doesn't know how to eat -.- No seriously. She was like staring at her own Big Breakfast, looked at ours and asked "How to eat?" LOL. FAIL~ Went back home to sleep and woke up at 5pm!! Went to NTUC with my mum~~ SHE'S GONNA COOK SPAGHETTI TMOZ. NOMNOMNOM.


Speaking of foood... I'm going to malaysia on like 17 november to visit my relative and EATTT!! The thing about eating with my relatives from malaysia is that... Once they know what my favourite food is, they'll keep giving it to me. Example, i love cereal prawn. So they'll eat like 1 or 2 and give the rest to me. I'll tell them i'm full but they'll say "YOUR FAVOURITE LEH~ YOU WILL FULL ONE MEH?" HOI. No wonder i can never seem to slim down -.- AND ALSO, PIZZA HUT AND ROCKBANDGREENDAYED ON 12NOV. AHHH. Not looking forward to SS and Hist ppr tho -.- Gonna flunk it. BAI.

Day 5

Have you ever been to one of her concerts? If so, how was it? If not, what songs would you want her to play at your dream concert?

It was, hands down, the best night of my life. Even though i had to stand for 6 hours or so, squeeze together with all those people and not forgetting, i was alone. It was worth it. She was amazingggg. She looks even more beautiful in person even tho i wasn't really that close. She winked at me. Or at least at my direction... She looked at me. Or at least at my direction. I remember the things she said. Someone gave her a pocky, she flipped her hair, she shaked her boobs, she did the S shape thing with her body. I cried at one point. ALMOST cried. I had to hold in the tears. I remember it was during "Thinking Of You". I still remember the moment she ran out... and ran it... It was over in like... IT'S SO FAST. NOO LET ME GO BACK TO THAT NIGHT PLEASE T.T I DON'T WANNA BE HERE. I DON'T WANNA BE AT THIS TIME. LET ME GO PLEASEEEEEEEEEE I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH. THERE ISN'T ANYONE WORTH LIVING FOR OTHER THAN YOU MY LOVEE!! K that was abit over. But yeah. BAI

Day 4

When did you fall in love with her?

18 April 2009!

There's been alot of weird dreams lately... Had another one which was really kinda depressing? I dreamt that... my dad... died... Yeah. I was crying like ALOT. Like inconsolable kind. Cry until i wanna die. Okokok you get the point. The weird thing is, i woke up and there was actually tears. I really did cry!! I hope i didn't sob out loud like how i did in the dream if not it'll be really weird -.- Then i wipe my tears, went back to bed. I had another dream. In the dream i was telling people about my previous dream about the crying and stuff. SO WEIRD. What is this!!! The thing is, i fell asleep crying. Then i woke up crying again. WHAAATTT. K nvm. Oh and i finally finished Ugly Betty Season 3!! WOOO. Season 4 here i comeezx

I love you wifey!

You found me

Where were you when everything was falling apart?
All my days were spent by the telephone that never rang
And all I needed was a call that never came
To the corner of 1st and Amistad

Lost and insecure, you found me, you found me
Lying on the floor surrounded, surrounded
Why'd you have to wait? Where were you? Where were you?
Just a little late, you found me, you found me

But in the end everyone ends up alone
Losing her, the only one who's ever known
Who I am, who I'm not and who I wanna be
No way to know how long she will be next to me

The early morning, the city breaks
And I've been calling for years and years and years and years
And you never left me no messages
You never sent me no letters
You got some kind of nerve, taking all I want

teenage DREAMM~~~

I had a dream that this lady above is my GIRLFRIEND. FUCK YEAH. But we didn't see each other ): Okay so the dream started with me in this dressing room? Like those backstage of the shows then i was like sitting there then my phone rang. I answered. IT WAS HER. She was like "I miss you" AWWWWWWWW. Then i said some stuff, she told me she was in Las Vegas! She was like "I'm just not used to being so far away from you" AWWWWWWWWWWW. Then she didn't just called once. She called like every few minutes cause she wanted to hear my voice. AWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Then the last call was before i had to go on stage? to do whatever. Then i was like "I'll see you in a few days! I LOVE YOU OKAY? LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVEE! MUAH" Then she giggled and said "I love you too!" AWWWWWW and i woke up. -melts- And i'm still me in the dream. I'm not a guy. I'm still JASMIN!! LOL k. Oh how i wish i never woke up from that dream T.T Let it go on forever pls.


I don't get it. I never dreamt of speaking to her face to face before. I dreamt that i was cuddling with her but we never spoke. Now i dream that i'm talking with her but it's only through the phone ): It's okay. At least i woke up with a smile (: OKAY BACK TO MY UGLY BETTY MARATHONNN. BYEzx

Day 3

Find you favourite picture of Katy Perry and post it.

The perfection is killing me T.T

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Just recieved a call from koko telling me that starworld had Katy Perry on it. LOL. It was singfest! Thank god it didn't show the performance if not i'm really going to break down. I'll literally cry my arse out. I miss the day i was breathing in the same air as her. The air felt... fresher. It made me feel even more alive. I miss it ): Which is why you never really hear me talking about it. It just... kills me. I don't even wanna see pictures of her during singfest... ANYWAYS. Then when she first called, i was eating then i heard my phone ring in my phone, i choked on my noodles and faster rann!! Then i called her back while going back to my food. When she answered, I HEAR TEENAGE DREAM IN THE BACKGROUND. I choked again -.- So... Yep. Saw mah wifey on teeveh.


Speaking of watching stuffs, i like watching shows with my brother!!! Firstly because our mindsets are almost alike! Then when i see something, he'll see that thing too, then he'll give me a face, i'll look at him and we both know what we're thinking. HAHA Both saggitarians mah. Awesome people. Then was watching Transformers 2 with him yesterday and got one part there was like Megan Fox running in this sleeveless shirt singlet thing in SLOW MOTION. Okay fine, i'll admit. I did stare abit but my brother started shouting "BOOBIES BOOBIES" LOLLLLL. Oh man. You might never hear this from me but i really do love you as a brother kenny goh! Just don't keep on changing girlfriends -.- And when you have one, DON'T THROW ALL YOUR TIME TO THEM!! Must have time for me. HAHAHAHA. K BYE

Day 2

What is your least favourite song off of “One Of The Boys”?

Um... I think its I'm Still Breathing? I still like that song but its just the least favourite k! XD

I'm so tired right now. O LEVEL WHY WON'T YOU END. Speaking of o levels, i've been watching ugly betty after my exams. HAHA. ALMOST FINISHING SEASON 3. WOOT WOOT. But i'm so tired... Freaking dying. But on 12 nov, my mum's gonna bring me eat Pizza Hut and i'mma get my game. Weee. Wanted to blog about some things today but i'm tired. Next time next time

lessthan/3

I admit. I don't love you more then kp or the other person. But i love you AS MUCH as them. Why did you... Like... Ah shit. Forget it. I don't know how to explain and you won't believe me anyways... ARGH. FML. It's like i don't even know you anymore. Or maybe i never did. Bye

Day 1

What is your favourite song off of “One Of The Boys”?
It's hard to pick a favourite... but i'll go with THINKING OF YOU!LOST

30 days of wifey

Day 1: What is your favourite song off of “One Of The Boys”?
Day 2: What is your least favourite song off of “One Of The Boys”?
Day 3: Find you favourite picture of Katy Perry and post it.
Day 4: When did you fall in love with her?
Day 5: Have you ever been to one of her concerts? If so, how was it? If not, what songs would you want her to play at your dream concert?
Day 6: What is your favourite song off of “Teenage Dream”?
Day 7: Least favourite song off of “Teenage Dream”?
Day 8: What are your emotions about her now being married? (Do you cry every night because she didn’t realized the love you had for her? Are you really happy she’s found love?)
Day 9: Can you play any of her songs on an instrument?
Day 10: Do you sing her songs in the shower?
Day 11: Which song of hers most relates to you/your life?
Day 12: If you were home alone, and Katy Perry came to your door alone and said she was madly in love with you, what would you do? -this does NOT need to be made PG ;)
Day 13: What’s your favourite song of hers to dance to?
Day 14: What song of hers do you listen to when your sad?
Day 15: What’s your happy song by katy perry?
Day 16: What song would you play to help you fall asleep?
Day 17: If you had an amazing singing voice, what song would you sing as an audition for a singing career?
Day 18: Find the sexiest picture/gif/video of her, and post it:
Day 19: What song(s) would you love to hear Katy do a cover of? Why?
Day 20: Why do you love Katy Perry as much as you do?
Day 21: What song did you used to love, but now you can’t stand?
Day 22: What song did you think you would never like, but you now love?
Day 23: What would you say to Katy if you were on a very long plane ride beside her, and everyone else was asleep and couldn’t disturb you?
Day 24: Find the cutest picture/gif/video of Katy, and post it:
Day 25: What song do you wish you could sing on stage with Katy?
Day 26: What’s your favourite song live?
Day 27: You’re favourite music video:
Day 28: What outfit of hers do you like the most? Post a pic if you can find it.
Day 29: Have you ever had a dream involving Katy?
Day 30: Anything you fancy =) (a song, picture, video, gif, story)

my cheek hurts from smiling

Ahhh feeling so awesome right now. Can't stop smilingggg!! Just thinking about it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Aww :3 Another totally unrelated matter, Jessica forcefully hugged me on Monday!! Kinda scared me. HAHA. But felt really... i dunno... soft? OKAY THAT SOUNDS WRONG. LOL. Then i think xiu kai pushed me when i hugged maw. IT'S NOT ME. IT'S HER~ LOL.


I will haunt you guys down for the rest of your lives. Don't think you can just shake me off so easily. I'll pester you. I'll sms you everyday, every hour, every minute or maybe even every second if i have to. I won't let you forget about me!! No la kidding. If you guys really don't want me as a friend then i'm cool with it... I think. Not really. SHIT I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW I'M CRYING. TEARS OF JOY MANZX. TEARS OF JOY. Only ghim knows why :3 HEHHHH Ahhh. Idiot gurll


You know the facebook group that says "I fall asleep texting you cuz i dun wanna say goodbye" something liddat. Then... is there a group call "I didn't go for graduation night because i dun wanna say goodbye" OKIE BACK TO MY UGLY BETTEH MARATHONN. WEEE

26th on the 25th

Happy 26th Birthday wifey! I can't stop calling you that. Haha. I love you so so much. It doesn't matter if our relationship is just a figment of my imagination. It doesn't matter if you turn 62 one day or maybe even 82. You'll still be the most beautiful woman ever and i'll still love you. Remember, you said it yourself. You will be young forever. Even if you die, you'll live on in my heart forever. Nobody has ever made me feel this way before... Ah can't believe you're married but at least you're happy and that's all i could ever ask for. Screw those people who say that nobody's perfect. You are. I don't care what other people say about you. They can criticise all they want but my love for you will never ever change. You're my teenage dream, my firework, my california gurl, my pearl, my rock god, the person who gives me that hummingbird heartbeat and the one i'm living for. I love you!

P.S I've been seeing 11:11 alot of times lately but i never made any wishes... I don't see the point in doing it anymore. I mean, what's yours will be yours. If it's not meant to be, making tons of wishes is not gonna change anything. Furthermore, my wish is totally ridiculous. This "relationship" i have with my wifey is enough... for now.

3:20am early morning rant

I want that guitar. And the man holding that guitar. I'm listening to Peacock on replay. My mind is filled with nothing but the word "cock". Thank you Katy Perry. My eyes hurts. I smell soap... The dude who rent my house just bathed... I can recognize his soap. That almost sounded creepy. If my mum wakes up again, i'm so screwed. I can't sleep. I don't want o levels to start but i want it to end. Solution? KILL ME NAOZX!! I miss you when i really shouldn't. Realise that my movie downloader software thingy has Ugly Betty on it. Just watched like 2 episodes of Season 3! Alexis pushed Christina down the stairs. NOOOO NOT CHRISTINA! I wove her. Ahh


Katy Perry. Katy Hudson. Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson. Katheryn Elizabeth Brand. Katheryn Brand. Katy Brand. I don't wanna love you. I really don'tt. But i can't help it T.T Wae u so purfect ): Oh speaking of her, SHE HAS A NAIL POLISH COMING OUT TOO! It's from this nail polish company OPI then they wanna create a Katy Perry series of nail polish that will be released next year. Want. Her perfume, Purr, coming out this november. Want. I want... her ):

exactly

FUCKKKKKK

Oh who am i kidding... I'm not jealous tho. I'm just... sad. I mean it's like seeing your crush being with other people T.T SOMEMORE MARRIED. GOSH. I cannot right now... Furthermore, she's not the only one... Every single person i love doesn't love me back. They all always have someone else. Nobody wants jasmin...

Oh and you claim that you love her but you don't even know that its her wedding today? You fail. Please stop calling me baby. Please stop telling me you love me. I don't believe you. Stop thinking that you're hot. Stop thinking that everybody loves you. Stop trying to hit on hot gurls. You don't deserve to love my wifey. Lol. I should stop calling her wifey now~ K. You don't deserve to love katy perry!! And then something else happened too... Another one of the worst days ever T.T It's been a long time since i felt happy for like a period of days... It's all so short lived...

what about me?

and they lived happily ever after...

just chillin'

Yesterdee wuz PRACTICAL. WOO. Last time doing such stuffs. Aww. Bio had to burn this biscuit thing. I saw xiu kai putting the whole biscuit into the test tube!! I SAW. HAHAhA. Kidding la. But i really did saw k. xp The quarantine almost killed me. 4 freaking hours. I MADE IT OUT ALIVE~ Went to koko's house with ghim moh and fira!! THE HAZE IS KILLING ME BTW. I was standing at the traffic light and felt extremely breathless. DYING. Chiali say PSI stands for Please Stop Indonesia. LOL. Funneh.


Then cuz i bought my cosmopolitan magazine... It's like those magazines for women to know about this and that. I thought the gurls would find it like disturbing but they were like, really reading it and talking about it. LOL. Interesting... Then laughed alot mostly because of the things Fira was doing. Or the right way to say it is the things i was doing to fira. LOL. She got very familiar with koko's toilet, got scared by me and got locked at the balcony area by me!!! I is awesome :D

O level is next week yet some people still seem so carefreeeee like this meercat over here. LOL. A good example would be me :/ I'm trying. Catchan say next year i better don't be at her class... Don't worry la. Even if i cannot make it, i won't go back to sec 4. LOL. I am strong. I will learn that i can still go on. I will always be a pearl. I am unstoppable. Thank you.

Today has been KINDA awesome. Mostly cause of youuu. Actually i also don't know. Wae u so pretty T.T I likeeeee :3 After o levels i wanna gather a bunch of people to play the scary horror house gamey!! If you don't get what i mean, it's okay. You'll know when you see it. Wanna let those people who are not scared of those pop out scary stuff try!! Heh. Yes. I'm refering to you, the person who was laughing throughout Drag Me To Hell. LOL.

wifey update

asdlkjasdlkjaslkdj I need a bigger and clearer picture of this plzx


My beautiful, amazing and gorgeous wifey is in India right now. Does india have internet reception or something? Cause she's like not updating her twitter. -worried- Ah. Can't believe she's getting married... IT'S HAPPENING TOO FAST. NOO. Seriously tho. What can you do what the person who makes you happy is the same person who makes you sad?! IT'S SO...... AHH. I feel guilty saying this but sometimes i wish that someone would knock me on the head so hard, i forget the person Katy Perry even existed T.T THE PAINN. THE PAINNNNNNNN!!!

7.22pm

Things i've done today:
1. Not kill myself
2. Studied? abit for practical
3. Ate 1 meal
4. I'mma go sleep now. bye

[most parts of this post has been deleted... if you didn't see it then... well... i don't know? i guess you'll never know...]

Something interesting i saw today!!!

LOOKY. Taylor Swift and Wifey! Both hands on shoulder, both hair go to one side. Only that it's different sides. AWESOME OR WHAT!? Heh. K bye